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tokoshi:

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

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koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

(Source: reelfrands, via scipper54)

vampireapologist:

hi tonight I’m thinking of all the people who are worse off than they were this time last year. of the people who have gone downhill mentally instead of up and of the people whose lives have gotten worse instead of better.

You may be in a really awful place right now but I am telling you that there is relief ahead. You will be able to breathe again. I know you probably can’t believe that right now, so trust me instead of your own doubts. I love you.

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tddkart:
“Isabelle has a message for her enemies.
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thatadhdfeel:

me: would you like to hear about my hyperfixation

friend: actually yeah i would

me:

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mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

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emrisblog:

grahamsdogs:

animamosaic:

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EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

I AM LIVING FOR THIS

Venom: “Eddie. Eddie that is a human.”

Eddie: “Yes Venom, Hannibal Lecter is a hu-”

Venom: “No, that is a human, ON YOUR PLATE.”

Eddie:

Venom:

Eddie: “…nope. Nope. Nu-uh. V, eat him and I’ll buy you McDonald’s.”

Venom: *gets up and throws the whole table to tackle Lecter:

“CHICKEN NUGGETS”

(via the-worst-romance)

emrisblog:

grahamsdogs:

animamosaic:

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EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

I AM LIVING FOR THIS

Venom: “Eddie. Eddie that is a human.”

Eddie: “Yes Venom, Hannibal Lecter is a hu-”

Venom: “No, that is a human, ON YOUR PLATE.”

Eddie:

Venom:

Eddie: “…nope. Nope. Nu-uh. V, eat him and I’ll buy you McDonald’s.”

Venom: *gets up and throws the whole table to tackle Lecter:

“CHICKEN NUGGETS”

(via the-worst-romance)

cool-beans-jeans:
“lost in the wilderness
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